Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series

Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series English Subtitles

Two and a Half Men

  • Genre: Drama
  • Release Date: 2003-09-22
  • Episodes: 261
  • iTunes Price: USD 119.99
  • iTunes HD Price: USD 119.99
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Tv Season Info

Get set for an extended visit to Malibu’s most happening beach house with the Complete Seasons One through Twelve of the second-longest-running live-action sitcom in TV history, Two and a Half Men. Join brothers Charlie and Alan Harper, their estranged (and strange) kids Jenny and Jake, gazillionaire Walden Schmidt and housekeeper Berta for twelve years of hilarious hijinks with bad boys, funny men, gorgeous girls, celebrity neighbors, sexy stalkers, eccentric parents and more.



Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series English Subtitles Download for all Episodes 1-261

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1 Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot 22:57 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
2 Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards 21:37 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
3 Season 1, Episode 3: Go East On Sunset U 21:33 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
4 Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My 21:37 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
5 Season 1, Episode 5: Last Thing You Want 18:38 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
6 Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with 20:57 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
7 Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Eithe 21:28 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
8 Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little 19:02 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
9 Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One Complete 21:08 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
10 Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving 21:07 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
11 Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper Fronti 20:28 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
12 Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and 20:53 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
13 Season 1, Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Al 20:48 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
14 Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hye 20:46 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
15 Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the H 21:23 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
16 Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva Al 21:31 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
17 Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers 19:59 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
18 Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with 21:13 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
19 Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coa 19:13 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
20 Season 1, Episode 20: Hey I Can Pee Outs 21:19 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
21 Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing No Wow 21:26 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
22 Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Co 20:51 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
23 Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo 21:06 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
24 Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Fi 21:36 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
25 Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppi 21:19 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
26 Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic 21:34 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
27 Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea 20:18 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
28 Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra 21:33 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
29 Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the C 21:31 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
30 Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Health 21:36 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
31 Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterh 21:32 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
32 Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and th 21:34 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
33 Season 2, Episode 9: Yes Monsignor 22:06 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
34 Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under M 21:23 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
35 Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See 21:40 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
36 Season 2, Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan 21:36 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
37 Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wloso 20:55 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
38 Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Thi 21:37 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
39 Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella 21:26 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
40 Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human 21:29 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
41 Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo a Hernia E 21:28 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
42 Season 2, Episode 18: It Was 'Mame' Mom 21:37 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
43 Season 2, Episode 19: A Low Guttural Ton 21:37 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
44 Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a 21:36 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
45 Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crot 21:01 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
46 Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag 21:33 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
47 Season 2, Episode 23: Squab Squab Squab 20:53 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
48 Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Fu 20:42 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
49 Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok 22:03 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
50 Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher 22:03 Get Subtitle Mirror 2

How to Download and Use Subtitles for the Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series Videos



First of all, you will need to download the Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series videos.
You can do so on either iTunes or   Amazon Prime
When you are done downloading the Videos, follow the processes below to Add the subtitle file to your Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series videos


Step 1: Download the appropriate subtitle file.

You can get the .Srt subtitle files for each episode in Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series by following the "Get Subtitle" Link beside every Episode above. You will be taken to a page where you can now select the appropriate subtitle file for your downloaded episode.
Alternatively, you can use the "Mirror 2" link if the first does not work for you!  


Step 2: Adding Subtitles to Your VLC Player

To Add Subtitle files to your VLC Player, follow these steps accordingly:
1. Move the subtitle file into the same folder as your video file.
2. Rename the subtitle file with exactly the same name as your video file, so you have two files like this: Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series_Episode_1.avi and Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series_Episode_1.srt.

3. Play your video in VLC. You should now see subtitles appear over your movie. If you don’t, double check the .srt file is correctly named, then close and restart VLC before playing again..


Step 3: Adding subtitles to a video on YouTube or other Streaming services:

1. Download the .srt file from above.
2. Upload your video to YouTube. When configuring your upload, click “Captions”.
3. Click “Add a Caption Track” and browse to select your .srt file.
4. Select the language from the drop-down, and make sure “Caption file” is selected, not “Transcript file”.
5. Upload the .srt file.
6. Done!
. 7. Clicking the “CC” icon in the YouTube player turns the subtitles on.
8. This method also works to watch a Youtube video (not uploaded by you) with subtitles



Thank you for reading this tutorial. Have a nice day!

Top Reviews

  • Best show on TV

    5
    By apintrick
    Still best show on TV. Can still sit and watch the reruns for hours.
  • Best $50 ever spend

    5
    By Diego&Dora
    My family love the show. Bye bye Hulu & Netflix💤
  • Over Priced

    1
    By airtimebt
    Over priced crap
  • Non-stop laughs. Great show.

    5
    By DaCauseOfN9ne
    Don’t listen to the haters of seasons 9-12. Ashton Kutcher did a great job of taking the show in the direction it needed to go. Seriously, a joke or punchline in every (or every other) line. One of the funniest sitcoms with a simple cast and premise, it’s hard to tell which one of them is the real “half man”. Recommended for anyone who likes raunchy comedy.
  • Awesome deal for $50

    4
    By elks86
    Two and a half men is one of the best sitcoms of the 2000s. Season 1-8 were awesome. Seasons 9-12, not so much.
  • Best show ever!

    5
    By FrankCioffi
    I was so upset when Sheen was let go. I wish Lorre and Sheen would make nice and make a reboot of this show. These two let egos get involved and they both lost a ton of money as a result. Man up fellas!
  • Pure Garbage

    1
    By Yorick Delano
    To any and all fans of this show, please for your own sake make something of your lives, find a hobby, sleep with something, reconnect with your family, stop waisting you valuable time with a show like this. Live is too short and precious to be spent so pitifully
  • Best Comedy Sitcom Ever!

    5
    By Depravedpsycho
    I have been watching reruns of this show on tvland for six months now. I’m addicted to it. I’ve never watched past Season 8, but so far, I am very impressed. Best comedy sitcom ever!

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