Two and a Half Men, Season 9 subtitles

Two and a Half Men, Season 9 English Subtitles

Genre: Comedy

Rated 7.2 From 1607 Ratings




Tv Season Info


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  • Advisory Rating: TV-14
  • Episodes: 24
  • Produced by: Two and a Half Men






Two and a Half Men, Season 9 English Subtitles Download for all Episodes 1-24

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1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E1 is 21:28 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
2. People Who Love Peepholes Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E2 is 21:33 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E3 is 20:28 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
4. Nine Magic Fingers Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E4 is 21:11 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E5 is 20:34 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
6. The Squat and Hover Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E6 is 21:26 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E7 is 19:28 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
8. Thanks for the Intercourse Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E8 is 21:33 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
9. Frodo's Headshots Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E9 is 21:32 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E10 is 21:37 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
11. A Lovely Landing Strip Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E11 is 20:08 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe! Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E12 is 21:19 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E13 is 20:01 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
14. A Possum On Chemo Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E14 is 20:33 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
15. The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E15 is 21:36 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E16 is 19:59 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
17. Not in My Mouth Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E17 is 19:22 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
18. The War Against Gingivitis Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E18 is 21:32 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
19. Palmdale, Ech Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E19 is 21:17 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
20. Grandma's Pie Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E20 is 21:09 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E21 is 21:21 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
22. Why We Gave Up Woman Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E22 is 21:36 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
23. The Straw In My Donut Hole Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E23 is 21:01 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
24. Oh look! Al-Qaeda! Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S9 E24 is 21:30 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.


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The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award–nominated <i>Two and a Half Men</i> as the hit comedy series returns for its ninth season, continuing the laughs about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. Playing Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, Kutcher (<i>That ‘70s Show</i>) joins Jon Cryer as the tightly wound Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Alan’s laidback son, Jake Harper, Holland Taylor as Alan’s narcissistic mother, Evelyn Harper, Marin Hinkle as Alan’s neurotic ex-wife Judith Harper and Conchata Ferrell as the brash and blue-collar Berta on the top-rated series. Revamped and re-energized, the newly “manned” sitcom was created and executive produced by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn.



Viewer Reviews

  • :)

    By chema987

    In a way Ashton Kutcher saved the show from being cancelled after Sheen left. His character freshens the show up and adds room for crazier storylines. Still a great show!

  • Bring Back Uncle Charlie!!

    By Thedelo12345

    I Loved This Show! I Still Do, But Not How I Used. Without Uncle Charlie, Its Not The Same! When Uncle Charlie Was In It Was Full Of Awesomeness! When I See Him On This Show, I Wish I Had A Uncle Like Him! But, I Don't. Nobody Does! That's What's So Cool About Him! So What He's A Alcoholic! Don't Forget, He's Human Too! Give Him Another Chance And Make "Two And A Half Men" The Greatest TV Series Out There! Please Just Bring Charlie Harper Back! We Miss Him!

  • Charlie

    By Calspo

    i miss charlie charlie was so amazing and cool

  • Cancel the show PLEASE!!!!!!

    By Loved Candle

    Its called Two and a half men not One and a half men and a lesbian

  • Great show...

    By oli1970

    Even though I must admit I'm probably one of the very few persons who did not watch the Season with Charlie Sheen. Therefore I started to watch this show "fresh" from Season 9 and love it. It's very funny and entertaining with still quite some style. Thumbs up for Ashton Kutcher and the cast.

  • Surprise: the show has not declined in any way with Ashton

    By nuovarealta

    I haven't watched the new episodes for a long time since Charlie Sheen dropped out. Couldn't imagine Ashton in his role - yes, originally I thought he would simply replace Charlie Sheen in the role as Charlie. General press was pretty bad on Ashton so I din't consider it worth to look into it. Then I ran out of BBT and HIMYM, so I watched the pilot of season 9 and downloaded the whole season. And I have to say, it is as hilarious as ever! I had to laugh out loud several times, and I really like to see how Ashton impersonates the guileless, clumsy child and the pretty billionaire at the same time. I'm back to addiction!

  • Great

    By EZguitar

    Charlie's a good actor but he just couldn't stay and I love the new series. I think it's even better than the old one.

  • Two and half-men

    By franco alva

    Came on charley always gonna stay in our memories as a great actor and comedian So you guys know overcome it , let it go , he wasted his opportunities Let's allow to ashton do homage to charley

  • Hate it!!!!!

    By Dirrrrrectioner

    I totally hate two and a half men now. Ashton Kutcher just reuined it. Charlie Sheen made the show, and when they took him off, the show krumbled.

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