Two and a Half Men, Season 1 subtitles

Two and a Half Men, Season 1 English Subtitles

Genre: Comedy

Rated 7.2 From 1606 Ratings




Tv Season Info


  • Release Date:
  • Advisory Rating: TV-14
  • Episodes: 24
  • Produced by: Two and a Half Men






Two and a Half Men, Season 1 English Subtitles Download for all Episodes 1-24

Title Downloads D2 Description
1. Pilot Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E1 is 22:57 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
2. Big Flappy Bastards Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E2 is 21:37 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
3. Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E3 is 21:33 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E4 is 21:37 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
5. Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E5 is 18:38 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
6. Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E6 is 20:57 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E7 is 21:28 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E8 is 19:02 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
9. Phase One, Complete Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E9 is 21:08 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
10. Merry Thanksgiving Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E10 is 21:07 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E11 is 20:28 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
12. Camel Filters and Pheremones Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E12 is 20:53 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E13 is 20:48 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E14 is 20:46 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E15 is 21:23 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
16. That Was Saliva, Alan Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E16 is 21:31 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E17 is 19:59 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
18. An Old Flame With a New Wick Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E18 is 21:13 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
19. I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E19 is 19:13 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E20 is 21:19 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E21 is 21:26 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E22 is 20:51 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
23. Just Like Buffalo Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E23 is 21:06 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.
24. Can You Feel My Finger? Get Subtitle Mirror 2 Two and a Half Men, S1 E24 is 21:36 mins long and the subtitle is available for download.


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Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise — complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life. When his uptight brother, Alan, in the throes of a divorce, moves in — and brings his 10-year-old son, Jake, with him, suddenly, it looks like paradise lost. Sorry Charlie. Don’t miss all 24 first season episodes of this breezy comedy — which won the People's Choice Award for Favorite New Series — starring Charlie Sheen as Charlie and Jon Cryer as his brother, Alan. As the brothers reestablish a sense of family, Charlie also bonds with Jake (Angus T. Jones). Holland Taylor plays the guys' domineering mother; Marin Hinkle is Alan's icy ex; and Melanie Lynskey is Rose, the spacey stalker next-door who believes that one date with Charlie means life-long commitment. Meet the Harper men — two adults, one kid . . . and no grown-ups!



Viewer Reviews

  • Awesome

    By hicksman225

    Great show
  • Hilarious

    By Sitcom Review

    This is a very funny show. I love the sarcasm and occasional dark humor in the script. The characters Charlie and Jake are absolutely and hilarious and help make the show even more entertaining. Although this may be a somewhat unpopular opinion, I actually really enjoy the theme song.
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    By LauranJohnson

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  • Sarcasm

    By Lgvc714

    Love the sarcasm the black jokes and the whole crew was set up to fit in a perfectly comedy show;I give four stars because I don't like The way turn on after Charlie Sheen left the series.
  • The best show ever

    By Brendan_Da_Reviewer

    This show is funny because the scripts are funny the actors are great and my favorite episode from that season was I Remember The Coatroom But I Just Don't Remember You because it was jakes birthday and when they're all in the car Evelyn (who is played brilliant by Holland Taylor) said okay first a drinkie poo and I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. This is a funny show
  • BEST TV SHOW OF 2000!!!

    By twistedchic

    I don't watch hardly any tv today. I am not sure if it is my era, or if hollywood can't come up with anything other than a reality show, or a remake of a good movie. Prices are always high, given from what i have read, it should be cheaper. I have thought pricey, for crying out loud don't put down charlie sheen. I think everyone, ecsp...hollywood has some kind of flaw. I am not famous, and i have all theproblems they have, and i would probably have more with that kind of money. Charlie is from my time and i think his father and sibkings are awesome. The price should be for free with ashton k, no episodes for me. You can't out do ducky and yhr dude from lucas. The chemistry between the 2, is like the original odd couple.
  • Bring Back Uncle Charlie!!

    By Thedelo12345

    I Loved This Show! I Still Do, But Not How I Used. Without Uncle Charlie, Its Not The Same! When Uncle Charlie Was In It Was Full Of Awesomeness! When I See Him On This Show, I Wish I Had A Uncle Like Him! But, I Don't. Nobody Does! That's What's So Cool About Him! So What He's A Alcoholic! Don't Forget, He's Human Too! Give Him Another Chance And Make "Two And A Half Men" The Greatest TV Series Out There! Please Just Bring Charlie Harper Back! We Miss Him!
  • Spaces

    By Chaitu1

    Can any one tell me how much space does 1 season take up
  • Nice

    By alirezadoh

    Show is awesome because of charlie sheen !

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