Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Two and a Half Men, Season 1 English Subtitles

Two and a Half Men

  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release Date: 2003-01-01
  • Episodes: 24
  • iTunes Price: USD 19.99
  • iTunes HD Price: USD 19.99
From 1,411 Ratings

Tv Season Info

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise — complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life. When his uptight brother, Alan, in the throes of a divorce, moves in — and brings his 10-year-old son, Jake, with him, suddenly, it looks like paradise lost. Sorry Charlie. Don’t miss all 24 first season episodes of this breezy comedy — which won the People's Choice Award for Favorite New Series — starring Charlie Sheen as Charlie and Jon Cryer as his brother, Alan. As the brothers reestablish a sense of family, Charlie also bonds with Jake (Angus T. Jones). Holland Taylor plays the guys' domineering mother; Marin Hinkle is Alan's icy ex; and Melanie Lynskey is Rose, the spacey stalker next-door who believes that one date with Charlie means life-long commitment. Meet the Harper men — two adults, one kid . . . and no grown-ups!

Two and a Half Men, Season 1 English Subtitles Download for all Episodes 1-24

Title Time
1 Pilot 22:57 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
2 Big Flappy Bastards 21:37 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
3 Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Ga 21:33 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm 21:37 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
5 Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a 18:38 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
6 Did You Check With the Captain of the Fl 20:57 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
7 If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually 21:28 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a 19:02 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
9 Phase One, Complete 21:08 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
10 Merry Thanksgiving 21:07 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 20:28 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
12 Camel Filters and Pheremones 20:53 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 20:48 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 20:46 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 21:23 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
16 That Was Saliva, Alan 21:31 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 19:59 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 21:13 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
19 I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't R 19:13 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark 21:19 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 21:26 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 20:51 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
23 Just Like Buffalo 21:06 Get Subtitle Mirror 2
24 Can You Feel My Finger? 21:36 Get Subtitle Mirror 2

How to Download and Use Subtitles for the Two and a Half Men, Season 1 Videos

First of all, you will need to download the Two and a Half Men, Season 1 videos.
You can do so on either iTunes or   Amazon Prime
When you are done downloading the Videos, follow the processes below to Add the subtitle file to your Two and a Half Men, Season 1 videos

Step 1: Download the appropriate subtitle file.

You can get the .Srt subtitle files for each episode in Two and a Half Men, Season 1 by following the "Get Subtitle" Link beside every Episode above. You will be taken to a page where you can now select the appropriate subtitle file for your downloaded episode.
Alternatively, you can use the "Mirror 2" link if the first does not work for you!  

Step 2: Adding Subtitles to Your VLC Player

To Add Subtitle files to your VLC Player, follow these steps accordingly:
1. Move the subtitle file into the same folder as your video file.
2. Rename the subtitle file with exactly the same name as your video file, so you have two files like this: Two and a Half Men, Season 1_Episode_1.avi and Two and a Half Men, Season

3. Play your video in VLC. You should now see subtitles appear over your movie. If you don’t, double check the .srt file is correctly named, then close and restart VLC before playing again..

Step 3: Adding subtitles to a video on YouTube or other Streaming services:

1. Download the .srt file from above.
2. Upload your video to YouTube. When configuring your upload, click “Captions”.
3. Click “Add a Caption Track” and browse to select your .srt file.
4. Select the language from the drop-down, and make sure “Caption file” is selected, not “Transcript file”.
5. Upload the .srt file.
6. Done!
. 7. Clicking the “CC” icon in the YouTube player turns the subtitles on.
8. This method also works to watch a Youtube video (not uploaded by you) with subtitles

Thank you for reading this tutorial. Have a nice day!

Top Reviews

  • Awesome

    By hicksman225
    Great show
  • Hilarious

    By Sitcom Review
    This is a very funny show. I love the sarcasm and occasional dark humor in the script. The characters Charlie and Jake are absolutely and hilarious and help make the show even more entertaining. Although this may be a somewhat unpopular opinion, I actually really enjoy the theme song.
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  • Sarcasm

    By Lgvc714
    Love the sarcasm the black jokes and the whole crew was set up to fit in a perfectly comedy show;I give four stars because I don't like The way turn on after Charlie Sheen left the series.
  • The best show ever

    By Brendan_Da_Reviewer
    This show is funny because the scripts are funny the actors are great and my favorite episode from that season was I Remember The Coatroom But I Just Don't Remember You because it was jakes birthday and when they're all in the car Evelyn (who is played brilliant by Holland Taylor) said okay first a drinkie poo and I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. This is a funny show
  • BEST TV SHOW OF 2000!!!

    By twistedchic
    I don't watch hardly any tv today. I am not sure if it is my era, or if hollywood can't come up with anything other than a reality show, or a remake of a good movie. Prices are always high, given from what i have read, it should be cheaper. I have thought pricey, for crying out loud don't put down charlie sheen. I think everyone, ecsp...hollywood has some kind of flaw. I am not famous, and i have all theproblems they have, and i would probably have more with that kind of money. Charlie is from my time and i think his father and sibkings are awesome. The price should be for free with ashton k, no episodes for me. You can't out do ducky and yhr dude from lucas. The chemistry between the 2, is like the original odd couple.
  • Bring Back Uncle Charlie!!

    By Thedelo12345
    I Loved This Show! I Still Do, But Not How I Used. Without Uncle Charlie, Its Not The Same! When Uncle Charlie Was In It Was Full Of Awesomeness! When I See Him On This Show, I Wish I Had A Uncle Like Him! But, I Don't. Nobody Does! That's What's So Cool About Him! So What He's A Alcoholic! Don't Forget, He's Human Too! Give Him Another Chance And Make "Two And A Half Men" The Greatest TV Series Out There! Please Just Bring Charlie Harper Back! We Miss Him!
  • Spaces

    By Chaitu1
    Can any one tell me how much space does 1 season take up
  • Nice

    By alirezadoh
    Show is awesome because of charlie sheen !
  • Too expensive

    By Mr. André P.
    Two and a half men is a great tv show except for the fact that the session is to expensive. In a lll circumstances I believe should be allowed to a cheeper price that will increases sell price. I watch this show every day always laughing. I wish to have the two i And half men in my portable device to watch every where except it should be cheeper so that no one forgets the greatness of the show. Charley contributed so much and i believe that if the price was cheeper. Ore people would have access to one great show that is next to the Big Bang Theory. If you want something to keep you in the mood of laughter this is a great show. I give a five Starr rating on this season expect I would give it a two Starr rating on the price. To two and half men.